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How to turn your Teacher into a Toad!

on March 18, 2012

The children in Year Two have been writing instructions in ICT.  They have come up with some very interesting ways of how to turn a teacher into a toad.

Here are a few of them…


  • Teacher
  • A bit of powdery yellow paint
  • 1 slug
  • Large mug
  • Honey
  • 1009 enormous bits of blue tack
  • Spoon
  • Bowl


  1. First, get the teacher.
  2. Then pour the honey into the bowl.
  3. Stick the 1009 bits of blue tack into the mug.
  4. Place the slug in the yellow paint.
  5. Add the rest of the ingredients in the bowl and stir.
  6. Pour the mixture into the mug.
  7. Finally, pour it over the teacher!

By Douglas



  • Magic wand
  • Teacher
  • A snakes venom
  • Wooden spoon
  • 15 dead lizards
  • Spider’s head
  • 3 cups of crocodile blood
  • 28 slugs
  • Mixing Bowl


  1. First, get the teacher to sit down in the kitchen.
  2. Next, put the 15 dead lizards in the bowl.
  3. Put the snake venom in the mixing bowl.
  4. After that place the spider’s head into the mixing bowl carefully.
  5. Add the 3 cups of crocodile blood.
  6. Pour the 28 slugs in.
  7. Then stir it all together.
  8. Finally, give the teacher some to taste and watch what happens!

By Finlay




  • 10 dogs intestines
  • 9 cups of fish scales
  • 2 tea spoons of frogs spawn
  • 1 tin of snail slime
  • 6 blocks of mouldy cheese
  • Mixing bowl
  • Large whisk


  1. First, get the snail slime out of the tin and put in bowl.
  2. Secondly, get 6 blocks of mouldy cheese and 3 cups of sheep blood and put in bowl.
  3. Whisk 9 times anti-clockwise.
  4. Then get 10 dog’s intestines and mash up and put in bowl.
  5. Stir 2 times anti-clockwise.
  6. Next, pour 2 tea spoons of frog spawn into bowl and stir clockwise.
  7. Do the same to 9 cups of fish scales.
  8. Stir together 10 times anti-clockwise.
  9. Boil for 1 minute and give to the teacher.

10. Finally, watch the miracle happen!

By Evie

11 responses to “How to turn your Teacher into a Toad!

  1. chrisg1165 says:

    These experiments sound fantastic.Pity you are not having a science day this week you could have tried them out.

  2. maxjhj says:

    Wow id love to give it a go!

  3. Darcier says:

    That sounds extra funny but does it actually work.
    Would love to try it on the teacher from my old school.
    It would be even better if there was a picture of one of you tring it on your teacher.

    Darcie Royle
    Norbridge Academy

  4. mia thorpe says:

    That is very funny i think that bit is funny where it says you will need.!!!!!!!!!!:)

  5. alices says:

    Great ingrediants to turn your teacher into a toad!!!! Might try it some day.

  6. alix says:

    it would be great to turn your teacher into a toad but it would’nt be very nice!!!!!!

  7. emilym says:

    Great ingrediants to turn a teacher into a toad I think it just might work if you try extrimely hard.

  8. Amyh says:

    Sounds really funny, we once did one about a witch in our class. I (Amy) would love to have a go. Sounds halarious

  9. charlotte says:

    Cool work i wish i could do it.
    It looks great.

  10. JoshS says:

    Nice one I think ill try some of the recipies on our headmaster, now then where does Miss Millwater put her blue tack…

  11. josh.w says:

    It is so funny you put ingredients in there 😀 🙂

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